Sack Lunch — January 29, 2017

Sack Lunch

When I was in 3rd or 4th grade the school sometimes would offer a lunch called the “sack lunch”. I tried for years to remember what was in it, but the only 2 things I was sure of was string cheese and a fruit leather. I remember there was some kind of sweet nuts. Then last week when I bought some honey roasted sunflower seeds it brought back memories. The only problem is that I forget what else was in the lunch. I’m not sure if there was a sandwich or not. If there was it might have been baloney. It might have been the first time I ever ate baloney. It tasted like an uncooked hotdog. I hate baloney. Although I do love mortadella. But that meat has a higher fat content, and I wouldn’t try that kind of meat until 6th grade.
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Not the movie from Seinfeld which has a movie poster with a family in a paper bag.
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Lethargic Rooster — January 28, 2017

Lethargic Rooster

I haven’t blogged in a while. I’ve been feeling lethargic. I have been writing though, just not blogging.

Happy year of the rooster! My mom is a rooster. That is totally not her personality. She is not very talkative or enjoys the spotlight. Nor is she a flashy dresser.

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The cold rainy weather is making me lethargic. That was the only time it was good to be in that stuffy apartment. Was that it was usually very warm in the winter. Figures the winter I move from that stuffy apartment it’s a cold winter. All the winters I lived in that stuffy apartment it was warm winters.

Retro Los Angeles Times tv listings Thursday December 21, 2000 (part 2) — January 20, 2017

Retro Los Angeles Times tv listings Thursday December 21, 2000 (part 2)

This is a continuation of this old LJ entry.

That entry ended at 5PM.

2 KCBS News
4 KNBC News
5 KTLA 7th Heaven
7 KABC News
9 KCAL The Real World
11 KTTV Moesha
13 KCOP Ricki Lake
18 KSCI May Ngan News
22 KWHY La Corte Familiar
28 KCET World News
30 KPXN The Cosby Show
34 KMEX Primer Impacto
40 KTBN Behind the Scenes
50 KOCE Universe: The Infinite Frontier
52 KVEA Ocurriò Asì
56 KDOC A-Team
62 KRCA Noticias

5:30 PM
9 KCAL Pro Basketball- Lakers at Rockets
11 KTTV Home Improvement
18 KSCI International Report
28 KCET Nightly Business Report
30 KPXN The Cosby Show
40 KTBN Hal Lindsey
50 KOCE Universe: The Infinite Frontier
58 KLCS Between the Lions Fuzzy Wuzzy (R)

2 KCBS News
4 KNBC News
5 KTLA Sabrina the Teenage Witch
7 KABC News
11 KTTV 3rd Rock From the Sun
13 KCOP Blind Date
18 KSCI World Report
22 KWHY Cuanto Cuesta el Show
28 KCET The NewsHour with Jim Leher
30 KPXN Supermarket Sweep
34 KMEX Noticias
40 KTBN Bishop Jakes
50 KOCE BBC World News
52 KVEA Noticiero
56 KDOC 21 Jump Street
58 KLCS Clifford the Big Red Dog (R)

5 KTLA Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
11 KTTV The Simpsons
13 KCOP Frasier
18 KSCI Mandarin Drama
30 KPXN Shop ‘Til You Drop
34 KMEX Noticiero Univision
40 KTBN Benny Hinn
50 KOCE Nightly Business Report
52 KVEA Noticiero Telemundo
57 KJLA Hollywood Treasures
58 KLCS California’s Gold
62 KRCA Little Saigon News

2 KCBS Entertainment Tonight
5 KTLA Friends
7 KABC Jeopardy!
11 KTTV The Drew Carey Show
13 KCOP Spin City
18 KSCI Mandarin Drama
22 KWHY Noticias
28 KCET Life & Times Tonight
30 KPXN News
34 KMEX Locura de Amor
40 KTBN Praise the Lord
50 KOCE Real Orange
52 KVEA Estrellita
56 KDOC Matlock
58 KLCS In Focus
62 KRCA ACTV/Variety

From 7:30-11:30PM the shows are listed in a grid.
7:30PMHollywood Squares
8PM A Home for the Holidays – Celebrities raise awareness about adoption by sharing stores.
9PM City of Angels – Gang members hold doctors and patients hostage.
10PM 48 Hours – Stories of forgiveness.
11PM News
11:30PM Late Show – Juliette Binoche (11:35)

7:30PM Access Hollywood
8PM Friends – Elizabeth’s father (Bruce Willis) threatens to get Ross. (R)
8:30PM The Weber Show – Jack reveals a childhood accident. (R)
9PM Will & Grace – Jack challenges unemployed Will to join his staff. (R)
9:30 PM Just Shoot Me – Kelsey Grammer narrates Finch’s tale of revenge. (R)
10PM ER – On Christmas Eve, Lucy tries to help a woman n desperate need of a heart transplant. (R)
11PM News
11:30 Tonight Show – Cate Blanchett; William H. Macy; music by Seal. (11:35)

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7:30PM Seinfeld – Jerry woos an ex-girlfriend’s friend.
8PM Gilmore Girls – Lorelai’s father collapses at the family Christmas party. (part 2 of 2)
9PM Charmed – Piper tries to plan her wedding in secrecy; a sorcerer’s curse keeps apart young lovers. (R)
10PM News
11PM Friends – Ross’ unidentified skin abnormality.
11:30PM Suddenly Susan – Jack, Susan and Nana skydive.

7:30PM Wheel of Fortune
8PM Whose Line is it Anyway? – “Weird Newscasters”; “Whose Line.” (R)
8:30PM Whose Line is it Anyway? – Wedding at a nudist colony; “Props”. (R)
9PM Who Wants to Be a Millionaire –College edition.
10PM Prime Time Thursday
11PM News
11:30PM Nightline (11:35)

7:30PM Basketball (5:30)
8PM News
9PM News
10PM News
10:30PM Sports News (10:45)
11PM Jerry Springer

7:30PM The Simpsons
8PM MOVIE [there are supposed to be 3 checkmarks here] “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” (1992) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern. Once again left behind by his family, the boy her lands in Manhattan and battles two burglars he’s faced before. (PG)
10PM News
11PM The Drew Carey Show
11:30PM Married… – At Christmas Al envisions life without him.

UPN 13
7:30PM Arrest and Trial
8PM WWF Smackdown -World Wrestling Federation. Michael Cole Jerry (the King) Lawler at ringside.
10PM News
11PM Blind Date
11:30PM Arrest and Trial

7:30PM Mandarin (7)
8PM KTE Guide
8:30PM KTE Program
9PM KBS News
9:30 PM H’lthful Livng
10PM News (10:15)
11PM Koran Report
11:30PM Sports Japan

7:30PM Tribunal, Pueblo
8PM CINE “Ranger: La Última Misión” Mario Almada, Jorge Reynoso.
10PM Noticias
10:30PM Hecho de Noche
11PM Prog. Comprado
11:30PM Prog. Comprado

7:30PM The Best of Huell Howser
8PM Merry Christmas, George Bailey – a radio version of “It’s a Wonderful Life” with Bill Pullman, Martin Landeau, Sally Field, Nathan Lane (pictured), Charles Durning.
9PM Mystery! – A Certain Justice. Dalgliesh (Roy Marsden) investigates the grisly stabbing of a defense attorney. (part 1 of 3)
10PM Moral Imagination, With Joseph Telushkin – The rabbi teaches about leading a respectable, kind and truthful life in a morally complex world.
11PM Charlie Rose – U.S. Ambassador to France Felix Rohatyn.

PAX 30
7:30PM Supermkt. Sweep
8PM It’s a Miracle
9PM Diagnosis Murder – A Blast From the Past.
10PM Touched by an Angel – Fool for Love
11PM It’s a Miracle
11:30PM News

UNI 34
7:30PM Locura de Amor (7)
8PM Mujeres Engañadas
10PM El Gran Blablazo
11PM Noticias
11:30PM Noticiero

7:30PM Praise the Lord (7)
9PM Religious Special
10PM Wlikersons
10:30PM Benny Hinn
11PM Hal Lindsey
11:30PM Virtual Memory

7:30PM Dickens Xmas
8PM The Joffery Nutcracker – Narrator Liesel Matthews
9PM Once Upon a Sleigh Ride – Narrator Dick Cavett
10PM European Journal
10:30PM Real Orange
11PM BBC World News
11:30PM At Home on the Range… Deranged!

7:30PM Estrellita
8PM Betty la Fea
9PM ¿Por Qué Diablos?
10PM Terranostra
11PM Noticiero
11:30PM Laura, América

7:30PM Matlock
8PM Hawaii Five-O
9PM Hollywood Park
9:30 PM Paid Program
10PM Perry Mason
11PM Hour of Healing

7:30PM Hollywood (6:30)
8PM Santana en Vivo – (Call-in)
9PM Frequency One
9:30 PM Influx
10PM Pura Pachanga
11PM Paid Program
11:30PM Paid Program

7:30PM World News
8PM Career Adv’tage
8:30PM Teen Perspective
9PM Standard
9:30 PM In the Mix
10PM Amazing World
10:30PM Legends of Air
11PM A Parliament of Minds
11:30PM Power of Ideas

7:30PM News/Variety (7)
8PM Panda TV
8:30PM Paid Program
9PM K.T.A.N. Variety – (Korean)
11PM News
11:30PM Paid Program

5 KTLA Street Smarts
7 KABC Politically Incorrect
9 KCAL Change of Heart
11 KTTV Living Single
13 KCOP Star Trek: Voyager
28 KCET Life & Times Tonight
34 KMEX Viviana a la Medianoche
40 KTBN Praise the Lord
50 KOCE Ethics in America
58 KLCS Crafts for Kids

2 KCBS Craig Kilborn (12:35)
4 KNBC Conan O’Brien (12:35)
5 KTLA Caroline in the City
7 KABC Oprah Winfrey Children’s sports. (12:40)
9 KCAL National Enquirer’s Uncovered
11 KTTV 3rd Rock From the Sun
28 KCET Eyewitness
52 KVEA A Oscuras Pero Encendidos Conducido por Paul Bouche.
56 KDOC Hot Seat with Wally George

11 KTTV Unhappily Ever After
28 KCET Classic Arts Showcase
30 KPXN Love Has Come
34 KMEX Marimar
50 KOCE New American Schools
57 KJLA Shopping
62 KRCA Jewelry

2 KCBS News (1:35)
4 KNBC Later (1:35)
5 KTLA Tales from the Darkside
7 KABC News (1:40)
30 KPXN Worship TV
50 KOCE New American Schools
52 KVEA Ocurriò Asì

2 KCBS Dr. Laura (2:05)
4 KNBC The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2:05)
13 KCOP “Cannonball Run II” ’84 (PG) 2hr
18 KSCI Third Sunday Lecture
34 KMEX Morelia
40 KTBN Debra Paget
50 KOCE Challenge Me!
57 KJLA Shopping

7 KABC News (2:45)
40 KTBN Alvin Slaughter
50 KOCE Science …Simply Amazing
52 KVEA Él y Ella

4 KNBC Conan O’Brien (3:05)
11 KTTV A Different World
18 KSCI Matthew
34 KMEX El Gordo y la Flaca
40 KTBN Behind the Scenes
50 KOCE New American Schools
56 KDOC Perry Mason
57 KJLA Shopping

Like a Hot Steaming Pile of Garbage — January 19, 2017

Like a Hot Steaming Pile of Garbage

People love garbage, no I’m not talking about that awesome band fronted by Shirley Manson.

No, I mean garbage writing. It seems people love garbage writing. Not the kind of garbage writing where you write through it. Or practice writing. I’ll just shit out a book like everybody else does. Then I’ll get all mad and butthurt when people don’t like my garbage published book. Then send people messages on amazon and on facebook bothering people who wrote bad reviews of the book. If they can do it then so can I. So on with the garbage! The only thing stopping me now is the money. I could plunk down a few hundred bucks and publish my own hot steaming pile of garbage. In both formats print and e-book. I can have the ultimate author brag “I’m a published writer”.

How much should I charge for it though? I’m thinking anywhere between 99¢ and $50.

The Story of Nothing — January 18, 2017

The Story of Nothing

The title was taken from that Aquabats’ song.

“nothing hurts worse, than being nothing”

Apparently I don’t exist! According to Covered California I don’t exist and can’t sign up or healthcare. But wait how did I do all those other things like apply for welfare, end up in job club (I mean hell), have healthcare before, apply for college and all those other things?

I tried to apply for healthcare, but nobody can seem to help.

No, really everybody gave me the runaround all morning. They can’t tell me who to call and gave me a bunch of dead numbers. I think I am going to need mental help after trying to apply. Then I got sassed by some street level bureaucrat over the phone. I wish it was like a cartoon and I could have punched that lady over the phone. She was so mad I got that number.

I know it’s like that Night Court episode I saw with a young pre-Seinfeld Micheal Richards in it. He plays a litigant who thinks he’s invisible and he tries to rob somebody, but he is “seen”. Later in the episode he thinks people can only see him because he is wearing clothes.

Of course people can only see me because I’m wearing clothes!

But not for Free — January 16, 2017

But not for Free

So I went to a job interview this morning. It was ok I guess. The guy who was there before me they were raving about because he was ready to come in anytime and he could not stop smiling. (I should have thought about this song)

I lied and said I don’t go to school. Like I care about school? I want them to know I don’t go to school, and that I’m available at anytime. I mean if I did get hired I’d totally quit school in a heartbeat. The only reason I go to school is because I can’t find work. They said if I do hear something it will be in 2 days.

I was worried during the interview I thought they were going to make me do weird things or answer weird questions. Like that time I went to a job interview and for some strange reason they made me convert time in time zones, and then name a bunch of items off their menu. I just answered relevant questions for this interview. I made sure to study this time. ^-^

Plus I’ve been having problems with KCBS TV. We noticed the problem on Saturday when my dad wanted to watch football and we could not get any signal after fighting with the antenna for a while. Since he is stressed out about the garage he blamed it on my mom and me (no surprise). We barely get the channel in my parent’s bedroom. If we breathe on the antenna the channel goes away.

I’ve been having problems trying to get their channel since the 1st week of January. I mean I know there reception is a little iffy where I live, but it was total shit reception or the channel could not be received for hours at a time. I would not be so enraged if they had at least put a message on any of the online stuff. Facebook, twitter, their website, etc. Anything! But no! You know what their suggestion is to sign up for CBS-ALL Access. Seriously you want me to pay for a free tv channel!? FUCK THAT SHIT! This is the blanket statement they are giving.

“We apologize you are having trouble receiving the KCBS signal. Currently there is an issue at our transmitter and we are working to correct the problem but weather has been hampering our efforts.

If you are unable to get our signal after adjusting your antenna another option is to go to and you can sign up for a free 7-day trial of CBS All Access which allows you to watch ‘Live TV’ (KCBS).”

I know UTB was low budget and didn’t work a lot of the time, but at least they let viewers know on their website when they did have problems.

While I was sniffing around trying to find out about KCBS TV I found this. Is this some kind of joke? I mean it looks homemade or something. Plus the launch date for this channel keeps getting moved up.

Bad luck Hold Over — January 13, 2017

Bad luck Hold Over

I forgot what today is until my mom mentioned it. Like I have mentioned many times before I’m a very superstitious person. The only people I think who are more superstitious than me are athletes. I know a lot of people like to brag about how smart they are because they don’t believe in them while I do so. 😛

Usually if I survive my birthday mostly unscathed it’s a good birthday. I sound like Pete from Trophy Wife.

There was a lot of bad luck stuff that had been held over from previous days/weeks. I mean personal stuff.

I did have some bad luck online I got locked of 4 websites. Which is funny since 4 is also a bad luck number.

Wouldn’t that have been funny if inauguration day had fallen on Friday the 13th? A lot of people would have made connections and omens?

My Love/Hate Relationship with Facebook — January 12, 2017

My Love/Hate Relationship with Facebook

This all started back around the 2012 election my facebook feed was crazy and really annoying. I tried everything installing apps and a bunch of other stuff. Nothing seemed to work, and political rants were clogging up my feed. Facebook didn’t seem so bad during non-election years. I knew 2016 was going to be a shitstorm of an election so I decided to lay off facebook like in September. Then I came back in December. I realized I didn’t miss it. Once I stalled out on Cookie Jam I realized how boring it is. Honestly I really have no use for it. Even more since I got a smart phone. I don’t need to use facebook as a gaming platform. The only reason I truly keep it now is to use it to enter contests and things.

I was thinking about Kirby and the episode “Un-Reality TV” where DeDeDe make it look like Cappy town is being attacked, but it is really just him staging things. It’s funny when you realize your life is like a Kirby cartoon.


Impending Doom (Everybody Hates You) — January 11, 2017

Impending Doom (Everybody Hates You)

In just a few days it’s gonna happen something so horrible I don’t even wanna think about it. But if all these celebrities have so much power why aren’t they doing anything to stop it? Some little person like me can’t do much of anything to stop this.

I don’t even wanna say or type that person’s name I’m have a looming feeling if I do something bad will happen to me. The thought of that person becoming president makes me feel a little nauseous and dizzy every time I roll around that person’s name with the word “president” attached to it.

Obama is and was well loved by the public I mean people are still hatin’ on Dubbya after all these years. Just think about it.

You betta be a Democrat and vote for anything democrat. Cause that’s how we do in Cali.

Cake for Breakfast — January 10, 2017

Cake for Breakfast

I was thinking about the song “Cake for Breakfast”. I wondered what would I do if Greg Lee did offer me cake for breakfast for some strange reason. I would most likely not turn it down. Although I would have to question the fact why Greg is offering me cake for breakfast in the first place.

And when you wake up you don’t feel it or at least I didn’t. It takes a month or so to let it sink in. Especially when I’m at school since the people there are so much younger than me.

Speaking of novelty songs I got out my old Aquabats tapes which sound pretty horrible dude to age. I must have had those tapes for about 20 years now. I think I should get those albums in a different format. They are “The Return of the Aquabats” and “The Fury of the Aquabats”.

I went out to eat the teriyaki chicken was gross it was worse than cafeteria teriyaki chicken so you know it is bad. It was funny listening to some kids being scolded by their mom for not wanting to eat vegetables. No bananas in syrup this time. 😦 Well at least he didn’t do his high school shtick, so that was relief.

I think my dad doesn’t like that Out of this World Carmen Sandiego CD I have. He’s always making excuses to turn it down real low in the car. Then why is it ok to blast “my favorite” band Jane’s Addiction? I think he thinks I’m a big Primus fan too only cause my ultra cool cousin likes them.

No super spectacular presents this year. The thing I really wanted was more phone time. That new phone really eats it up, and well I think I watched too many videos on the phone.