Eyes and Teeth — December 30, 2019

Eyes and Teeth

The title sounds like a horror movie or something.

Today was they day I was supposed to have my teeth removed. My teeth are really bothering me now. The other top wisdom tooth came out so both of the top ones are out. Now I have to reschedule or something.

I did a naughty and I ordered glasses online. Why did I believe them? I have 2 words for them “Suck it!” *does DX crotch chop* and this 🖕 And if they are wrong I only wasted like $10 on them. So you don’t get my $400 or whatever the hell you were going to charge me. Now they are going to find out I bought glasses elsewhere.😆 What are they going to do? Make me pay $10 to them?

2019 Bye — December 29, 2019

2019 Bye

Graduating college finally. I thought I was gonna be taking math classes forever. Should I add “college graduate” to all my profiles? Do I wanna brag about graduating from that college? It’s only an associates I think I’ll do it if I get a bachelors or higher.

Sailor Moon Drops went away. I really enjoyed that game. Although now that it is gone it doesn’t eat up a lot of my time.

The messed up landline that was not our fault but old wiring all over the city that the phone company will not fix.

The Kids Click programming block ending in April. It was a good idea but bad execution.

Working one day in the summer in a hot stuffy warehouse belonging to a poorly managed company.

I can’t find work since I quit the deli.

The whole glasses debacle.

I was looking at the new years eve/new years programming and it looks pretty bad to me. I think Gwen Stefani is in something though. I saw KTLA is not showing old rose parades at Midnight anymore they are showing a show called “Rose Parade Uncovered” I wonder if they are going to talk about the racist float in the parade made mocking the Japanese in the 1940s during WWII that my high school history teacher told us about constantly. (Yeah I know America sucks.) Although I can find no mention of this anywhere through internet searching. If you do know where this is referenced online in an article or even a picture or drawing of it please leave a link in your comment. What the hell? No old parades? I would have love to have watched the 1990 one or even the 2000 parade. Or settled for the 2010 one.

This decade was not kind to me, but I don’t think its out to get me. I just wanna place it in my memory, leave it in the past.

Unsophisticated and Unrefined — December 28, 2019

Unsophisticated and Unrefined

If you know me ILR. You know I’m not the most polished person you’ll meet. (In appearance). My style has not changed since I was a teenager. I wear printed tees, jeans, and sneakers. And an outdated style of jeans as well. I don’t wear any makeup or have a real hairstyle. Which I’m not sure is a bad thing? Just thinking out loud here. I started to wonder if I’m brave or lazy? That I go out in public looking like that and have been ok with it for many years.

I know I need to be sophisticated. I need a talk to the manager/Karen haircut. I’m getting old now. I need haircut for an older lady. You can’t wear jeans and sneakers all your life. Or Pokémon shirts for that matter.

After I thought about it I can’t wear shorter skirts because of that incident in 6th grade. And wearing makeup is hard cause I touch my face a lot. Like a lot. I wipe my face with my hands. See? This is how unrefined I am.

Garbage Out! — December 25, 2019

Garbage Out!

This Christmas was more about replacing broken things. We have a clutter problem, and it’s not getting better. So we pretty much got replacement things. Except for consumables (I sound like a Conehead for writing this). Like candy and stuff. So there is no “loot report”.

Check out my instagram for a funny post about the folding chair.


And no Christmas dinner pictures because I was too distracted watching basketball.

Happy Year of the Rat John Cena! — December 24, 2019

Happy Year of the Rat John Cena!

I was at the Dollar Tree today on Christmas Eve. Yeah I know… I thought the store was going to be cleaned out and more crowded. I saw a mini John Cena figure I thought about getting it, but then I changed my mind. I don’t need more clutter.

I saw they had Year of the Rat scratchers at the grocery store. So I had to buy one. They are only a dollar. I had been waiting for them to come out. I knew they were going to release holiday/Christmas scratchers first. Oh the rat. For years and years I mistakenly thought I was a rat. Even when I lived in a Chinese neighborhood. A bunch of people told me I was a rat. To them 1984 = rat. But I’m really a pig. My cousin is a rat. Born in July 2008. Two of my other cousins are pigs too March 1971 and July 2007. Cena’s Chinese zodiac would be year of the snake. Which is (April) 1977 when he was born. When I looked it up at home the game had just come out 4 days ago.

I thought maybe I should take this tooth removal as a “fuck the world take no prisoners” type approach. I’m just too stupid just too soft. That is one of my many weaknesses. I take a neurotic approach to it again like always.

Then I get a call from my dentist. Telling me that the driver has to be there at all time. Why didn’t they tell me that when they called the first time? Stupid dental office! >o< Since it is Christmas Eve they are only open for a half hour more. I can't contact my dad to tell him about this. And i don't have much time because if I don't cancel within 2 days or more I have to pay $200. I didn't know what to do so I had to cancel my apportionment. So none of that really mattered anyway. After all this is done I'm getting a new dentist. They have terrible yelp reviews.

Still working on my first year 2000 blogs of the year. I hope they are good.

Festvius 2019 Blog — December 23, 2019
Leftover Things from 1989 I Never Bothered to Blog About — December 22, 2019

Leftover Things from 1989 I Never Bothered to Blog About

The Little Mermaid
All Dogs go to Heaven
Do the Right Thing
Field of Dreams
Dead Poets Society
Gleaming the Cube
Ghostbusters II
Great Balls of Fire
Gross Anatomy
Honey I Shrunk the Kids
Little Monsters
Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (Japan)
Kiki’s Delivery Service (Japan)
Major League
Christmas vacation
No Holds Barred
Pet Sematary
Road House
The Rachel Papers
Say Anything
Steel Magnolias
Teen Witch
Troop Beverly Hills
Weekend at Bernie’s
When Harry Met Sally…
The Wizard
Back to the Future Part II

So Small Babies
Lil Miss dolls
Sweet Treats dolls
Barbie Dance Club
Dance Magic Barbie
All Star Barbie
Hula Hoop Maxie
Mickey Mouse cars from McDonalds
Barbie and the beat
Game Boy
Wet n Wild Barbie
Polly Pocket
Cherry Merry muffin 1989 cupcake hat
Fisher Price Farm sounds friends
My Little Pony Pretty Pals
My Little Pony Goldilocks mail offer pony
Glittery Sweetheart Sister pony
Rainbow Curl ponies
Petite Ponies
Pony Bride
Dream beauties
Flo Jo doll
AG bear
Gabby Bear
Skippy Scribbles
Lil Miss Makeup
Batman toys
Fisher Price Happy Meal play food
Beetlejuice toys
Precious places
Superstar Barbie
Hit keys (like hit stix)
Dressing Pretty by Playskool
Baby Dolly Surprise

TV Shows:
Hard copy
America’s Funniest Home videos
Alien Nation
Think Fast
Totally Hidden Video
Comic Strip Live
Now You See It ’89
Family Matters
Maxie’s World
Shining Time Station
The More You Know
Rescue 911
Mickey Mouse Club ’89
Further Adventures of Superted
Eureeka’s Castle
California Raisins Show
The Karate Kid cartoon

“Personal Jesus” by Depeche Mode
“Down in It” by Nine Inch Nails
“Love Shack” by The B52’s
“So Alive” by Love and Rockets
“Express Yourself” by Madonna
“Once Bitten Twice Shy” cover by Great White
“What I Am” by Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians
“The Look” by Roxette
“Forever Your Girl” by Paula Abdul
“Cold Hearted” by Paula Abdul
“Opposites Attract” by Paula Abdul
“Like a Prayer” by Madonna
“She Drives me Crazy” by Fine Young Cannibals
“We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel
“Another day in Paradise” by Phil Collins
“Free Fallin'” by Tom Petty
“Runnin’ Down a Dream” by Tom Petty
“Won’t Back Down” by Tom Petty
“Hangin’ Tough” by New Kids on the Block
“Wild Thing” by Tone Loc
“Toy Soldiers” by Martika
“On our Own” by Bobby Brown
“Real Love” by Jody Wately
“Every Little Step” by Bobby Brown
“Bust a Move” by Young MC
“Lovesong” by The Cure
“Fascination Street” by The Cure
“Love in an Elevator” by Areosmith
“Back to Life (However Do You Want Me)” by Soul II Soul
“Under the Sea” from The Little Mermaid film
“Dr. Feelgood” by Motley Crue
“Channel Z” by The B52’s
“Paradise City” by Guns n Roses
“Secret Rendezvous” by Karyn White
“Stand” by REM

Purplesaurus rex

San Fransisco earthquake

Saturday Miscellaneous December Blog 2019 — December 21, 2019

Saturday Miscellaneous December Blog 2019

My mom thinks she is singing “Better Days (and the bottom drops out)” by Citizen King. All she keeps singing is “I can have a better day today” that’s not even from the song. And the tune is all wrong!

I got a reply from that job interview I missed.To come in on Saturday. I’m not going to a job interview at a crowded shopping center on the Saturday before Christmas. I don’t do Saturday interviews anymore. They are always a waste of time. Apparently the place was closed down recently for a few days due to a health code violation.

Back in October I tried chocolate covered peanuts with candy corn. When I ate it I thought it tasted ok, but not as good as it would with chocolate covered raisins. It tastes better with chocolate covered raisins than with chocolate covered peanuts.

And an old story about me from 1999 about almost going to modeling school with plenty of Dic dub Sailor Moon references.

I had a sad and sobering though. What if I never “glow up”? And I stay bad looking into later adulthood and even death. Providing I live a long to long-ish time. Somewhere past 60 or something.

Leftover Things from 1999 I Never Bothered to Blog About — December 20, 2019

Leftover Things from 1999 I Never Bothered to Blog About

Hard Starburst candy
Bazooka Pops
Big kids meal burger king
Intro of the orange M&M character
Sour octopus
Lollipop paint shop
Reptar cereal
Pop tarts snak stix
Nesquik cereal
Rugrats macaroni (with new shapes Dil, Cyntha doll and Suzie)
Pizzalicous pringles

Password Journal
Happenin’ Hair Barbie
Chuck E Cheese toy oven
Super Gymnast Barbie
Pretty makeup Angelica
Sleeping Beauty Barbie
Princess Barbie
McDonald’s Furby
Baby Shop and Bop
Pajama Fun Skipper
Tuff talkin WCW wrestlers
Pokémon C Watches
Boogey ball
Amazing Ally doll
Walking Tanya doll (1999) & rival walking Barbie (1999)
Brandy doll
Barbie dream house
Hit clips
Furby babies
Cool clips barbie
Millennium barbie
Hollywood nails barbie
Secret message barbie
Tour guide barbie
Glam and groom barbie
Pet lovin barbie
Riviera barbie
Pilot barbie
Digimon toys
Easy bake oven (1999 design)
Barbie electronics
Princess cleo computer
Non stop girl computer vtech
Wuv luvs
Dear Diary snapshot
My private line phone
Virtual crush toy
Password phone girl tech
Laser wars toys by toy island
Pro action figures by starting lineup
Tarzan sound straws (McDonald’s)
Tarzan toys
Taco Bell star wars 1 toys
Star wars micro machines
Flight control Buzz Lightyear
McDonald’s Toy Story candy dispensers
Laser challenge radar extreme
Toy Story 2 toys McDonald’s
Mulan McDonald’s toys
Smash and Slam WCW wrestlers
Looney Tunes chia pets
Awesome Skateboard Stacie
Barbie Family house
Barbie celebration cake doll

TV shows:
Sonic Underground
Who wants to be a Millionaire?
Harsh Realm
Ryan Caulfield
Blind Date game show
George and Martha
Craig Kilbourne
New Woody Woodpecker
Making the video
Rocket Power
The Parkers
Dr. Joy Browne show
Judge Mathis
Law and order SVU
Shasta McNasty
West Wing
Stark Raving Mad
Time of your life tv show
So Weird
Zoe Duncan Jack and Jane
Totally tooned in
Blame Game

Video Games:
Pokémon Snap
Mario Golf
Pokemon Yellow
Donkey Kong 64
Mario Party
Pokémon Pinball
Barbie Race and Ride for Playstation
Barbie Supersports
Bugs Bunny Lost in Time for Playstation
40 winks video game
Pac Man World for Playstation
Tomba 2
Sega Dreamcast

C U When I get There — December 19, 2019

C U When I get There

A few days ago my mom heard the song “Better Days (and the bottom drops out)” by Citizen King while shopping. So now she is going around the house singing a botched version of the song. I’m surprised because that is not a Christmas song.

So I had a job interview today at 11AM. The bus was late. At first it was 15 minutes according to their website. Then it was over 30. Then it was 44. By the time the bus got there. I didn’t get on I knew there would not be enough time. I just took the bus home in the other direction.

When I called to complain. I was told to call and complain if the bus is late 5 minutes. And they will try to find the bus. They’re full of shit! they can never find or track the buses. I have literally been told “we can’t find it”.

Why are all these places holding job interviews so close to the holidays?