You know what I need? A fancy designer purse. I better save up to get one so people think I’m really classy. Because you know having an expensive purse immediately makes me classy and makes people think I have good hand washing habits.

With all the self quarantines people are doing they are forgetting what day it is. The funny thing is I’m not having this problem. I had it before like 10 years ago. When I didn’t have a job during the recession. They days were meaningless and melded into one. The only way I could tell the days apart by what sport were on tv which day depending on which sport(s) were being played at the time.

I guess I’m not alone in feeling “dirty” while going out in public. Somebody else was lamenting about that.