At work I finally got a name tag there. At the deli they were problematic. It was always (my name) I want this or I want that. Including potato guy. The only thing the name tags were good for was learning the names of my coworkers. After working wearing a name tag I don’t think those name plate necklaces are cool anymore. I might wear one if I worked somewhere else. Ok maybe some cool and kitchy fashion store or something. You know when I was a kid I was not allowed to have personalized items. Because of abduction fears. Not wearable ones.

I saw I have 4 hours next week, but like I say I’ll believe it when I work it.

I bought a custom pizza and they thought I was trying to get a free pizza I looked like Fry in that meme. I was like just take my money.