First off I want to give a birthday shoutout to John Cena. I celebrated by watching some of my DVDs of him before going to work. Word Life!

After I thought about it she is like Greg Yao from Young Rock. But like I said she couldn’t poach me not because of loyalty but because the trampoline place smells like feet. If it was like a Sanrio store or Target I would totally jump ship.

Leonardo wanted me to work 5 days next week. I talked him down to 4. I was negotiating in men’s pants. It’s not about the money I want some time off.