10 More Fashion Dolls from 2001 — August 31, 2021

10 More Fashion Dolls from 2001

My Interactive Princess Cinderella

Movie Magic Mary Kate and Ashley dolls

Disney Dazzling Princess dolls

Magic Movin’ Polly Pocket Ultimate Clubhouse

Disney Princess Enchanted Cinderella doll

Diva Starz Diva Petz

Fashion Polly Hip Stylin’ Stage

Fashion Polly Hip Stylin’ Dressing Room

What’s Her Face Whatever Pet

What’s Her Face Head 2 Toe

Well Aged Hamburgers — August 30, 2021

Well Aged Hamburgers

I need to get paid I worked for 2 days more like 1 day and 2 hours. After I thought about it they can make litigation off me. If worse comes to worse I will contact the state labor board.

After doing so research. Which I should have done first. Live and learn I guess. The place opened in 2019 and it went to shit already I know some of this can be blamed on the pandemic. But a run down building already? With random junk in a corner? That building was newly erected a few years ago after the old restaurant that was there closed down and the building was demolished.

I had an interview at McDonald’s and the first question right off the bat is “How old are you?” Why do they always start off like that and from McDonald’s of all places. I have to say there was no random junk in a corner there. I think if a chain place had random junk in a corner customers would call corporate about it.

I finally got a chicken sandwich that was not burned in any way. No burned bun and no burned chicken patty. The thing is to ask for an unheated bun. It took what like 4 tries?

I Promise Not to Try — August 28, 2021

I Promise Not to Try

It started out ok I guess. His sister was there and in charge. She was nicer to me in the morning. But she got bitchier as the day progressed. I noticed that all the delivery tablets were not turned on. I don’t know how to do that and all the registers were not turned on either. She got mad because I didn’t know what to do with the cardboard something they never told me.

I make a few mistakes, I know like accidentally sticking my thumb in some customer’s sauce.

They wanted me to compile 3rd party delivery orders, drive thru, and take dine in orders. I think I was doing the work of 3 people. Then she got mad at me for not giving the customers ice water. Nobody told me this. Then there were so many orders I was taking care of the customers were self serving them selves at the kiosks that was for take out orders only. I got in trouble for that. These 2 girls came in who didn’t speak English and ordered sodas. I was trying to ask who ordered what soda. They were on their phones and not paying attention to me giving them their drinks. She was really not paying attention and spilled it all over the table and on her phone. Tried to help clean it up and get another drink. Got yelled at for spilling the drink and not making it properly. She told me I was not working fast enough. She kicked me out of the kitchen. I started getting yelled at by a delivery driver about picking up an order we did not fulfill. I told that guy’s sister who yelled at me for trying to figure out what happened. I was not going to be yelled at by driver and that bitch.

I said that’s it “I quit!” I think I threw my hands up in the air. I wanna say I did that. It was better in my head than what really happened. I forgot to clock out then I did and left. I was so pumped I just stormed out and walked down the street fuming until I realized what I was doing. I asked myself where are you going?

Part of me was just ready to just hop on a bus. But I called home and told my parents what happened. My mom said my dad would pick me up. I was like ok. They were not shocked or disappointed. They thought I would have lasted a week. As I was waiting for my dad to pick me up I was thinking about that Eve 6 video for “Promise.” How I just stormed out like that. Honestly this was something I always wanted to do. Scratch that off the list. Wondered how bad the shitshow got after I left. They were one person short. Not that I was that that good at the job it being my second day and all.

I was not sad or remorseful just really really angry. I don’t care if I burned that bridge it was a small business and I just will not put it on my resume. I mean a restaurant with random junk in it. You know they are gonna go down or something. In all those failing business shows I watch when they go to a business with random junk in it you know they are financial trouble.

I told my dad next time I tell you a restaurant has random junk in it please believe me.

Take this job and shave it! (This is not wrong if you know what this is from it’s funny)

Still 10 More Barbies from 2001 —
10 Books from 2001 Volume 7 — August 27, 2021

10 Books from 2001 Volume 7

Elle Girl magazine

Junie B. Jones Is Captain Field Day by Barbara Park

Junie B. Jones Is a Graduation Girl by Barbara Park

Junie B., First Grader (at last!) by Barbara Park

Judy Moody Gets Famous! by Megan McDonald

Hateship, Friendship, Courtship, Loveship, Marriage by Alice Munro

Empire Falls by Richard Russo

A Painted House by John Grisham

Austerlitz by W. G. Sebald

Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America by Barbara Ehrenreich

Welcome to the Poop Show! —

Welcome to the Poop Show!

Since they didn’t believe me that the place had random junk in it. I needed proof pics for my parents. Just in case they thought I was lying. Everything is broken in there. The drive thru microphones don’t work. Neither does the drive thru timer.

The menu is long and complicated. I can’t recognize the food by sight. Like why do they sell fries there? Pizzas were pretty easy to identify you can tell an onion and pepper topped pizza from a ham topped one. The items that were not pizza looked different. His sister kept getting mad at me because I didn’t know the menu by memory. I think she stole tips from me.

It started off bad one of those 3rd party delivery drivers took the wrong order. They don’t bother to read the name on the order and are in a rush. A lot of orders were wrong. For these services. My boss had to go deliver the food to some person.

The drive thru sucks because they only have one window. A lot of places have 2 . One where you pay and one where you get the food. Plus I have to go to a separate POS system to ring it in that takes more time. The one at the drive thru window is broken.

His sister is a bitch. All she did was get mad at me the whole time. This is all new stuff to me. All the places I worked at never had this stuff. Come to think of it every day on the first day of a new job I got in trouble for not knowing something or not understanding the speak of the place or getting vague instructions. She got mad I never worked with an ice machine before. They were contrasting the bitchy sister and the easy going brother.

All they did was argue in Chinese with each other. They were arguing about the size of a plate. The ice cream they sold there was ugly and freezer burned.

This place is wild the chefs openly vape in the back where the food is being prepared. Have the decency to at least do that in the walk in like my parody song. And they all wear headphones/earbuds.

He got mad that I wanted McDonald’s and said it was bad food. I didn’t care I wanted my chicken sandwich. The sandwich was decent sort of. The chicken part was not burned but the bun was and it tasted burned. I’ll need to have a map of the local Mcdonal’s locations and where the better chicken sandwiches are sold.

I thought the menu was so complicated I was going to have to wear a copper sleeve and write notes on my arm as a cheat sheet.

Why bother being myself? My dad hates that person.

10 Video Games from 2001 Volume 7 — August 26, 2021
Desperation Doubled —

Desperation Doubled

I had an interview at a local restaurant. The place was dirty! Mismatched furniture. The drive thru sign for the workers was broken. He said the last person left to get unemployment. When I saw all this bad stuff I was ready to tell the guy no and decline the job. Then I thought you need a job badly. Screw it! When he was asking me questions I thought I’d mess up and disqualify myself, but he overlooked that. Got hired on the spot.

When I said I thought it was a bad idea and should decline. My dad insisted I’m making this up and don’t want a job. Screw better judgement! My father is always right. Then later on he changed his mind and said don’t take it and cancel.

He also got mad at me that I’m not going to anymore driving schools I have already been to all 4 in the area. The amount of $745 spent! I’m not buying any more classes.

My mom had bacon that was spoiling that is proof right there I should take the job.

Driving Miss Brady — August 25, 2021

Driving Miss Brady

I had an interview yesterday, but I skipped it to go shopping. Usually companies get mad and move on, but this company gave me a phone call. I said “Something came up.” And they bought it. What? They must be really desperate or something.

I bought that Dunkaroos cereal I was afraid to try it because I heard it smelled and tasted bad. I don’t know what people are talking about it tastes good! It tastes familiar too like Sprinkle Spangles or maybe Holiday Cookie Crisp. But definitely not a Dunkaroo. Maybe those people didn’t grow up with sprinkles on their cereal.

Then my driving class got moved to Wednesday.

The morning went badly my dad was pissy because he didn’t get a phone call he was waiting for. Then a plate broke. My mom told me not to stress too much before driving.

We drove past some lady and she said looked like Alice. I was thinking the diner lady. I had to think about it a bit. I don’t watch the Brady Bunch regularly. I’ve only seen maybe 2 episodes? Somebody broke something or lost something. I think it was boy character. Then she started singing the theme song loudly. She would not stop singing and it was distracting me. Then she was getting mad I started driving badly. It’s great you like this show but please stop! If she was better at teaching she would have noticed the driving got worse when she started to sing.

10 Things from 2001 Volume 7 — August 24, 2021