Scrambled Pizza — April 28, 2021

Scrambled Pizza

I had this strange dream about the band Reel big Fish and a frozen yogurt shop. The shop was a subtlety knock off Disney one. One of the workers was dressed like Max Goof with the red shirt and purple pants.

Heard “Anything Anything” on the ride to work. My dad was changing the radio during the commercial break of the Dodger game.

I got a strange phone call for an order there was a beat playing on the other end and the person was saying “no, no, no” repeatedly. I kept asking if they wanted to order something. Was this person sampling my voice to make some kind of song? If they do and it becomes popular I’ll sue for royalties.

Leonardo is scrambling for employees he was at the phone station with a big stack of resumes. Calling up people asking if they were interested in working there and where they were working right now. Then there was a unique name on a resume that he couldn’t read and tried to get my lush coworker and I to read it.

Even More Songs from 1991 —

Even More Songs from 1991

“Happy” by Ned’s Atomic Dustbin

“I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred

“The Other Side of Summer” by Elvis Costello

“Valerie Loves Me” by Material Issue

One of the few English language songs they played at my high school dances.

“Rhinoceros” by The Smashing Pumpkins

“3 Strange Days” by School of Fish

“In my Dreams” cover by The Party

“Kiss Them for Me” by Siouxsie and the Banshees

“Ain’t 2 Proud 2 Beg” by TLC

“Motownphilly” by Boyz II Men

Strike 10! — April 26, 2021

Strike 10!

I was just waiting all night to leave. It was pretty slow and I was bored. My suspicions were correct there were no changes to the schedule. I’m working 5 days again. Doh! I don’t trust the manager not because I think he is a sneaky snake. I don’t because he’s out of it. He has no idea what he is doing. Who wants to work for a clueless old man?

I know one day they are gonna find me topping a pizza or washing dishes singing the Robbie Nevil song “C’est La Vie”

10 More Fashion Dolls from 1991 —
Schedule Peek — April 25, 2021

Schedule Peek

So I saw a peek at the schedule for next week which has still not been posted. They want me in for 5 days? Well a lot of people left or are sick or injured. I’m very disappointed. Either you want me home not working or working very little hours or you want me working.

Still 10 More Books from 1991 —

Still 10 More Books from 1991

No Greater Love by Danielle Steel

The Frugal Gourmet Celebrates Christmas by Jeff Smith

The Frugal Gourmet’s Culinary Handbook: An Updated Version of an American Classic on Food and Cooking by Charles Fellows, Craig Wollam, and Jeff Smith

The Mask comic

Needful Things by Stephen King

See Jane Run by Joy Fielding

American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

City of the Mind by Penelope Lively

Roujin Z manga in Japan

The Story of Tracy Breaker by Jacqueline Wilson

Goodbye Potatoes — April 24, 2021
Still More 10 Books from 2001 —
John Cena DVDs and a Poacher — April 23, 2021

John Cena DVDs and a Poacher

First off I want to give a birthday shoutout to John Cena. I celebrated by watching some of my DVDs of him before going to work. Word Life!

After I thought about it she is like Greg Yao from Young Rock. But like I said she couldn’t poach me not because of loyalty but because the trampoline place smells like feet. If it was like a Sanrio store or Target I would totally jump ship.

Leonardo wanted me to work 5 days next week. I talked him down to 4. I was negotiating in men’s pants. It’s not about the money I want some time off.

Still 10 More Video Games from 2001 —